ah, man, i don't know where i am anymore.  this has messed with me a lot more than i would have ever, ever thought.

maybe i knew, somewhere in the back of mind, or thought that it was someone else because i always held him up so high.  so it couldn't have been me.  no way.

but i was wrong, and i almost hate myself for it.  'cause of what i missed and what i didn't know i was causing.  i feel like throwing up.

you could've told me.  i think it would've been

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

I know what I said and why it must've hurt.  I didn't do anything wrong, but I feel I'm being treated like I did.

my question is, once you've cheated on someone, can you trust yourself not to cheat again in any other relationship?  should your new love interest trust you not to cheat on them?

i'm good, but i've always wanted to know.

Ha, ha, ha! With a penis of your's it's only ppossible to fucck a Thuumbelina! Go fix it right nnow!

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I have been getting the funniest spam e-mails ever and I feel like I need to share them.

BBring your wife We'll ffuck her! That's right we'll fuckk your wife! :)

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I do not deal with death very well.

Shelby got me The Sound of Music soundtrack on vinyl - IN GERMAN.  I'm pretty sure this requires me to kill her boyfriend and marry her.

Rufus in lederhosen!  No sir, you'll never disappoint me.