This is what's for dinner, and if you don't like it, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

[pornovision]

People on yelp keep making veiled allusions to me in their negative reviews of my video store. Because they're jealous of me for having a job where I get to order takeout and drink beer and watch sleazy European pornography in front of children

Comments

[dayofthelocust]

I'm getting laid off next week (your fault probably) and I am officially jealous of your job.

[blorch]

The second sentence of your first paragraph was the best thing I've read this week.