Prompt Post Round 1

Apr 27, 2011 02:38

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Chell/Wheatley Beauty and the Beast crack anonymous May 26 2011, 01:08:05 UTC
I just really, really, really want to see a retelling of Beauty and the Beast with Chell as Beauty and Wheatley as the Beast. Let your imagination run wild, fellow anons. Anything goes!

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Re: Chell/Wheatley Beauty and the Beast crack anonymous May 26 2011, 04:08:38 UTC
oh hell, I need this. bad.

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Re: Chell/Wheatley Beauty and the Beast crack anonymous May 26 2011, 08:40:37 UTC
Pft. The first thing that came to mind was "Beauty and the Moron". ... shutting up now. XD

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Re: Chell/Wheatley Beauty and the Beast crack anonymous May 26 2011, 13:44:50 UTC
...I did not know how badly I wanted to write this until now. I can't make any promises - battling a busy weekend - but I'll see if I can do something with this.

(also Rick as Gaston)

"She really is a silent girl,
a beautiful but silent girl,
she really is a silent giiiirrrrrrrl,
that Chell!

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Re: Chell/Wheatley Beauty and the Beast crack anonymous May 27 2011, 01:08:36 UTC
You'll have the first chapter in ten minutes.

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Re: Chell/Wheatley Beauty and the Beast crack anonymous May 27 2011, 01:38:48 UTC
You'll have it by tonight.

(Are my comments working? This is the first time I've used LJ, in case you couldn't tell by my helpless floundering.:))

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Re: Chell/Wheatley Beauty and the Beast crack anonymous May 27 2011, 01:59:39 UTC
Please, I love you.

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Re: Chell/Wheatley Beauty and the Beast crack anonymous May 27 2011, 16:25:16 UTC
I'm working on this right now! Also, I have no idea how these things work, so I'm sorry for any mistakes.:)

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Beauty and the Beast (Chell/Wheatley) 1//? anonymous May 28 2011, 02:57:29 UTC
Chapter 1

They moved quietly, their silhouettes reflecting briefly against the moon.
She pulled her wagon behind her, her head swinging left and right. “Which way?” she asked.

“You take the west wing, I’ll have the east wing, okay?” he said optimistically.

“Got it,” she said, but didn’t move. “…are you sure you’ll be alright?”

“I’ll be fine,” he said breezily. “The only things that are here are hobos, and they’ll leave us well alone.” He smiled mischievously. “Unless you’re afraid of the ghosts…”

She snorted. “You know that’s just a ghost story made to keep kids away,” she said. “Besides, I’m not afraid of ghosts.”

He laughed. “That’s my girl. Meet me back here in an hour, okay?”

She turned to him with a worried look and a smile on her face, nodded, and headed that way.
~~~~~
This is a terrible idea, she thought, slowly filling up her wagon with scrap metal. This is a stupid idea. This is a terrible, stupid idea. Honestly, she didn’t feel that taking scrap metal from broken down houses was the most ethical way to get ( ... )

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Re: Beauty and the Beast (Chell/Wheatley) 1//? anonymous May 28 2011, 03:07:07 UTC
CLANG!
“OW! What-?!” The man turned around to find a girl pulling a wagon full of scrap metal and a particularly sharp piece of metal in her hand.

“Chell…” Cave gasped.

“Put my dad down!” she shouted at the man.

“Who…Who is this?” the man asked.

“My daughter,” Cave said proudly. “Ain’t she great?”

“Yeah, wonderful,” he said dismissively. He looked at her. “I’d put down the sharp stuff, luv. Someone could get hurt.” He made a motion as if to punch Cave, which was all Chell needed. “OW! That hurts after a while!” he grumbled ( ... )

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Re: Beauty and the Beast (Chell/Wheatley) 1//? anonymous May 28 2011, 06:28:39 UTC
This is amazing! I can't wait to see what happens next. Oh, and..

"Not that you’ll ever get to finish it, of course. Because you’ll be dead,” he added.
“I get it,” the old man said.

Still loling at this. :P

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Re: Beauty and the Beast (Chell/Wheatley) 1//? anonymous June 12 2011, 15:50:46 UTC
Thank youuuu! I'm glad you're enjoying this so far! To be honest, the joke wasn't mine, but a nod to the first 'Portal' game. ^^; Hopefully I'll be able to make up my own jokes, though. And it would be even better if they're good.:)

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Re: Beauty and the Beast (Chell/Wheatley) 1//? anonymous May 28 2011, 07:55:39 UTC
“My daughter,” Cave said proudly. “Ain’t she great?”

THANK. YOU. HAHAHA.

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Re: Beauty and the Beast (Chell/Wheatley) 1//? anonymous June 12 2011, 15:31:03 UTC
You're welcome! I was nervous that I wouldn't be able to write Cave very well, to be honest (I don't have deep reserves of crazy inside of me. Maybe.). Glad you're enjoying it so far!

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Re: Beauty and the Beast (Chell/Wheatley) 1//? anonymous May 29 2011, 00:46:12 UTC
Original anon here. Thank you so much for tackling my prompt (feel free to go at whatever pace works for you). I love this so far and I can't wait to see more! :)

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Re: Beauty and the Beast (Chell/Wheatley) 1//? anonymous June 12 2011, 15:34:24 UTC
-blub-Thank you so so much! I'm so excited that you're reading this! Just to warn you, I do long chapters (as you can tell), but it'll all be quality work, I promise!

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