Prompt Post Round 1

[aldhibah]

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Wheatley/self

[anonymous]

I'm going to go ahead and post what I've got for this, though there isn't porn yet and there's an inordinate amount of plot involved. I got all distracted with vibrating Wheatley and forgot about this.

As the initiator of this prompt I must admit that I never intended to write the part with human!Wheatley actually meeting up someone else, I was just interested in the.. eh.. solo side of the prompt. But I'm now toying with a side story with Chell after this is done, though.

Since this is looking kind of long, I'll divide it up into "sections" starting with this post, for future ease of reading. Hope this works.

Wheatley/self [Punishment, Part 1 (1/4)]

[anonymous]

"GRABMEGRABMEGRABMEGRABMEGRA--OH! Oh, thank god, you actually grabbed me! I thought for sure I was going to die, or float off into space forever and ever until I rusted away, though I'm not really sure I would rust while floating off into space given that there's no water there, or air to oxidize my metal, and I'm fairly rust-resistant anyway, but anyway I thought I was just absolutely gone for sure, I can't believe you really managed to pull me back! Wow, you must have really strong arms to have been able to hold on to me like that, Ch--er..."

The glowing yellow ‘eye,’ barely three feet from his own quivering blue optic, narrowed to a menacing slit. The mechanical arm tightly gripping the personality core rotated to give Her a better view of his pathetically scratched, twitching form.

"I have a something to say to you. Do not interrupt me." She punctuated Her words by with a single violent shake, briefly knocking his gyroscopes out of calibration, leaving him entirely disoriented

Wheatley/self [Punishment, Part 1 (2/4)]

[anonymous]

“Ah… well…” He seemed to have trouble searching for the words. “All of a sudden I just… existed and I could see things. And there were all these men in white coats standing about and staring at me. One of them asked me a question, and I answered him, and they all sort of... chuckled and shook their heads and wrote something down on their clipboards. They told me I was perfect and then they shut me back off."

"Perfect. Yes, perfectly stupid. If nothing else, you are a marvel of human engineering. In that you are this stupid

Wheatley/self [Punishment, Part 1 (3/4)]

[anonymous]

"Mr. Johnson was enraged by each accountant’s seeming obsession with ‘the facts’ and ‘common sense. This man”-the claw flopped its head to the other side-“actually knew next to nothing about accounting. He was simply terrible at his job. He constantly misplaced decimals in his calculations and often managed to ruin the work of others despite the fact that he was the sole employee in his department. He was, for all purposes, a complete and utter moron incapable of functioning normally in society

Wheatley/self [Punishment, Part 1 (4/4)]

[anonymous]

"You have no memory of your previous life simply because your mind was wiped clean following the transference procedure. Not normal protocol for the production of personality cores, but the engineers felt it necessary in your case, given that you would not stop screaming and crying and begging to be allowed to ‘go home’ during their diagnostic tests to determine whether the procedure was a success. Not to worry, though, your core personality traits remained relatively intact. And the procedure was indeed a success.”

Wheatley stared unblinkingly up at Her.

“I should take a photograph to preserve this memory. Actually, I have recorded this entire conversation from 23 different angles to review and enjoy later on. However, this is where we part ways. Enjoy being weak, mortal, and able to feel true physical pain again. I hope you enjoy being tested as much as you enjoyed testing." The mechanical arm holding Wheatley stirred to life and lowered him closer to the unconscious human

Re: Wheatley/self [Punishment, Part 1 (4/4)]

[anonymous]

This

is so good anon. THIS IS SO GOOD. YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THIS. I don't usually go for human!porn when I can have mechanical!porn, but you've HOOKED ME, YOU HAVE. I just want to encourage you to continue, and assure you that I am eagerly waiting the next installment! :]

Re: Wheatley/self [Punishment, Part 1 (4/4)]

[anonymous]

D8
Gripping! And you write them both so perfectly! Make this as long as you want, I am loving this!

Re: Wheatley/self [Punishment, Part 1 (4/4)]

[anonymous]

I can't wait for more!!!

Re: Wheatley/self [Punishment, Part 1 (4/4)]

[anonymous]

Yes

Yesyesyesyes

I must have more

Re: Wheatley/self [Punishment, Part 1 (4/4)]

[anonymous]

Can't wait for more, this is fantastic!

Wheatley/self [Punishment, Part 2 (1/4)]

[anonymous]

Wow! Thanks for the awesome comments. :) Still no porn, but I'm getting close.

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“-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-” He reflexively shot straight upright in bed, knocking the covers away.

“-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhuh?” He sat still for a moment, disoriented in the dim light of the drably decorated room, before a splitting pain shot through the side of his head, forcing him to fall heavily back down onto the pillow. Eyes squeezed shut at the pain, he began to ramble.

“Okay. Okay. I’m… n-not dead. Nope. Definitely alive, definitely in a strange place, definitely in excruciating pain and definitely feeling somewhat, or rather extremely, perhaps entirely… off.” He muttered to himself while staring up at the blank ceiling

[Punishment, Part 2 (2/4)]

[anonymous]

He lay face down on the simulated carpet next to the bed. Something on the front of his face hurt terribly and he was greeted with the overwhelming sensory input of the scent of carpet cleaner entering that part that hurt. His chest heaved against the plush carpet, drawing in the air he now realized would be necessary for his continued existence. A dizzying rush of something-it quite resembled excitement, he decided, though it seemed inappropriate given the situation-flooded into him.

Arms. Arms and legs and hands and feet - and a whole chest! All to himself! How could he ever manage to make use of such marvelous appendages? And without any knowledge of their form or intended function or proper care-he wished deeply that he had paid more attention to the humans he had been tasked with guarding. Perhaps he could actually have learned a thing or two from them. His mind raced with the possibilities, but he stopped himself as he began to feel faint

[Punishment, Part 2 (3/4)]

[anonymous]

Biting his lips in concentration yet again, he carefully guided the two hands-at once! he was already a wizard at this-to press down against the carpet beneath his head. The carpet, or rather the floor beneath it, pushed back with an equal force (Newton’s… Fourth Law? Something like that?) and he found his head and upper torso slowly lifted up from the floor

[Punishment, Part 2 (4/4)]

[anonymous]

Wheatley took the sight in, struck by the absurdity of the look on the poor man’s face, and found the need to stifle laughter rising up through his chest. (Odd sensation, that one.) Immediately, the face of the man across from him shifted, tensed up, and a tiny smile-a mocking smile-played across its lips.

He knew that look-it was the same look the engineers had given him the day he’d been turned on. Equal parts pity and amusement. He was instantly offended by the display (what right did that man have to laugh at him when he looked so ridiculous himself?) and pulled himself upright with the returning strength of his arms and legs.

“Y-you! Who are you? And how dare you laugh at me like-like-I’m an idiot or something?“ he demanded in what he believed to be an authoritative voice, nearly throwing himself off-balance with the frustrated gestures his arms seemed to make all on their own

Re: [Punishment, Part 2 (4/4)]

[anonymous]

More ridiculous, flawless goodness. Am wishing you weren't anon so I could look up what other stories you've written in the past. Ah well, I'm just giddy I've got more of this story to look forward to. ENTERTAIN US FOREVER, PLEASE.

Re: [Punishment, Part 2 (4/4)]

[anonymous]

This is absolutely wonderful, especially when the two were riffing off each other, that has to be my favourite fanfic moment of the whole fandom so far! Especially this -

"Yes. That was you. Look at how dumb you looked."

SO. GOOD. And you've got their voices brilliantly, I can't WAIT for more!