what the hell do I do with this dress now?

[portia_de_rossi]

Congratulations to my fabulous friend/colleague/fake-brother, jason_bateman, who despite thinking he is a wank and doesn't deserve it, won a Golden Globe last night. I saw you shaking your head when they announced your nomination and I wanted to slap some sense into you.

But HA HA, you won. You owe me 50 bucks. See you at work!

Comments

[jason_bateman]

Thank you darling. My humility is half-an-act, you know.

I'll get you that money and you can even slap me if you want.

[portia_de_rossi]

9/10 an act, more like. ;)

Or I could use the 50 bucks to pay someone to slap you so I don't have to exert myself unnecessarily. I'll bet Ali could use some pocket change.

[ex_aliashaw]

You looked amazing last night Portia. I already congratulated him and my throat is sore from screaming so I'm not doing it any more.

[portia_de_rossi]

Thank you hun. 3 hours of prep for 3 hours of show is not quite worth it. Thank god we only have to do it a couple times a year.

[billy_zane]

Wear it on a jog?

[portia_de_rossi]

I see you noticed the color then. Clever boy.