wow dido is really hot - kenmore vaccuums suck - i should set up a sprinkler next to my car so i don't have to wash it - i think i need a new mouse - what a fucking cunt, i should have gone through with the thought of ripping her head off - why the hell does my palm smell like maple syrup - for a fat kid i rock at ddr - if i were a pirate i'd chop ( Read more... )

cunt

i'm sending out an APB ( Read more... )

so it was free frosty weekend at wendy's ( Read more... )

i suppose now that i decided i'd update this every so often i should probably keep up on that ( Read more... )

miss me? it's been a hell of a long time since i've written in this. let's catch up a tad ( Read more... )

people like janine rock.

ELIZAFAIR: Bye Bye Jay. And for the record I think you're the greatest. Seriously.

oh yeah

--ROCK
--J

( NOOOOO! )

militant feminism: one small annoyance for man, one giant leap backwards for women who are actually earning their respect

i remember a time when if one of my friends wanted to get drunk they'd do it in secret and be sort of ostricized in some sense. now it's like i hafta be a closet straightedge if i wanna stay sober. am i the only one who doens't see the appeal in getting completely plastered? i mean let me know if i am cuz i'd rather know if i'm the one with the ( Read more... )