sign me up for witness protection program

[portypanda]

our streets aren't safe

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[returntobrazil]

that scared me at first. and then i realized that birds don't have souls, so its okay. thank god jesus never gave them souls, they'd waste it.

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[timextoxgo]

it scared me at first too

your insight practically blinded me

birds gone wild!!!!!

[ladylunilin]

terry saw this owl that was being attacked by seagulls. it had a mouse in it's tallons and was flying along when the segulls started trying to get the mouse from him...
:::mine mine mine mine mine::::::
so it dropped the mouse in mid air, turned upsidedown and used his tallon to totally slice the seagulls stomac open in like a half a sec, went into a nose dive and caught the mouse before it ever hit the ground
killed the seagull

Re: birds gone wild!!!!!

[portypanda]

whoa! awesome