today we mourn the loss of zelda, the golden saturn. she had a good run at 170,000 miles but her life feels short at only 8 years. we've been through some good road trips, a few minor accidents, and lots and lots of good memories. you will be missed

(translation: my car's dead)

--not-so-ROCK
--J

"i dont' want a g-string riding up the butt-cheeks of MY soul!!"
-random hipppie dippie chick on some safe-sex video

............why the fuck are we watching a safe sex video???

--J

who was i to think that maybe just this once my plans would go thru as planned? i mean they didn't turn out bad or anything so don't get all worried on me. it's just frustrating y'know? i mean i go thru all this trouble to make sure i have the makeup of the perfect weekend ( Read more... )

i forget who told me that story but it was funny as hell. apparently at midnight on new year's some drunk guy screamed "it's the year of the jews ( Read more... )

i love michael jackson...he's a walking talking moonwalking freak of nature who's great for any kind of media crap one would need ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulportypanda goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as classy zombie.flipthis gives you 18 red strawberry-flavoured gummy fruits.krislynn27 tricks you! You lose 13 pieces of candy!ladylunilin gives you 1 tan grape-flavoured gummy fruits.lilangl870 gives you 4 dark blue mint-flavoured hard candies.mightimouse tricks you! ( Read more... )

i need a hobby.......


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i'm a little late in mentioning the anniversary of the death of erik brackmann this past saturday. we havn't forgotten you and we still miss you...i doubt that'll ever change ( Read more... )

yeah so it's been forever since i've posted. nothing really profound to report and this is no exception ( Read more... )