Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
Love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing
When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulposeology goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Pirate.ac8711 gives you 13 dark blue vanilla-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.bitemeiamfresh tricks you! You get a dead frog.girldoesntgive gives you 11 brown watermelon-flavoured gumdrops.ihadahostess gives you 8 pink lime-flavoured nuggets.im_not_scared tricks you! ( Read more... )

New icon.

Rawr.

1) Go to www.google.com
2) Type failure into the search bar
3) Click "I'm feeling lucky"

LMAO

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It's nice to know that I can set up a journal in about an hour.

I made a new journal for non-sense rants and prose, so I can just type blahyarrpissyrants and they don't have to be totally correct or in the right mind or whatever you want to say.

No, I am not deleting this journal, so don't take this one off of your friends' lists.But if you wish ( Read more... )

This icon makes me giggle.

Tehehe.

In reference to this postOk, like, yeah you should praise your kid for their abilities according to age; but I mean most kids who are into art and drawing and coloring will produce more than like two squiggles on a page ( Read more... )

It's a pretty rock awesome day when there's Orgy music in your dreams. But it sucks when in said dream you have to eat sheep. I don't eat sheep. Or much pig. It makes me sad ( Read more... )

"I want to be the girl with the most cake"

Well damn, me too.

...Just define cake, kids. That's the trick.