v-day is almost upon us!

Jan 31, 2005 19:06

so i noticed that valentines day is almost here(fuck you hallmark), and yet again i'm single. what ever shall i do? i can't decide if i want to have a party to celebrate being single, which means all my non-single friends can't be invited. or maybe just having a party for everyone. or drinking myself into oblivion ( Read more... )

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now i'm pissed, boy. watchbradford February 1 2005, 01:33:55 UTC
1. fuck you. i love hallmark. and YOU used to come see me at work. that's why you're an awesome friend.

2. maybe you're looking at the holiday all wrong. i don't give a damn who gets me stuff. i don't expect the boy to get me anything. i do, though, like to give out little valentines to my friends to remind them i care - NOT because they expect it. and doubhle points if i smack a piece of chocolate on said valentine. will i get something beyond that for MR? i don't know; but he knows i care about him and vice versa. valentine's day should just be fun, and maybe a little wacky, which is why i wholeheartedly support a party, though i don't think you should exclude on the basis of relationship. i don't exclude people because they're single.

3. pffffffffbt. smooch. hug.

4. i bought myself a chocolate filled heart over a week ago. i love myself very much and have no problems communicating that through chocolate.

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Re: now i'm pissed, boy. incitor February 1 2005, 02:54:56 UTC
i think skip's idea has merit. why the fuck ruin an otherwise good party by allowing people who are in relationships to show up? they get their exclusivity, where's ours? people who don't want to be single can be hurt by reminders of their status, especially on a day like valentine's ( ... )

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Re: now i'm pissed, boy. watchbradford February 2 2005, 00:05:59 UTC
again, crap. i can share water if i have it. i CANNOT share a relationship. shitty analogy, dave.

i am a decent person in a relationship. so fucking what. if boy and i are with people, we switch to friend mode. but i forgot that you count lj. so here's my solution (part of which you already took care of when you decided i was too fucking happy for you to handle). i'm about to drop people from my list so i don't offend anyone else. i wouldn't want to offend.

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tsk tsk incitor February 2 2005, 03:23:59 UTC
The analogy is based upon need, not upon sharing and is therefore valid. It is perfectly possible to die of thirst surrounded by people with water. Rare, yes. Unlikely, yes ( ... )

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meanjunglist February 1 2005, 01:43:36 UTC
I still love you!

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positronik February 2 2005, 23:28:48 UTC
and i love you too!

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meanjunglist February 3 2005, 03:42:46 UTC
We should get together soon and get some food and/or ice cream.... just me and you. :-)

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incitor February 1 2005, 02:34:04 UTC
i've decided to murder anyone around me who isn't single.

happy valentine's day... fuckers.

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positronik February 1 2005, 02:35:48 UTC
what if i'm.....with hookers?

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vgirl February 1 2005, 16:33:53 UTC
Have a party just for singles and people who have been together long enough that they aren't still stupid about each other, and making everyone else want to vomit over their pda's.

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incitor February 1 2005, 17:11:41 UTC
no such monster. pay attention.

one of the emotions skip is experiencing is bitterness. by all means, feed it, if you wish, and watch it grow. better to starve it.

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bastardchimp February 1 2005, 19:51:33 UTC
I'm thinking about asking all of my ex-girlfriends out to dinner...

..for old time's sake, you know?

SIGH...

Have a shin-dig, man...You, me, Randy, and some other single guy could dress up like Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band. it'll be fun.

And sad.

fun and sad.

terribly sad.

SIGH...I'm so depressed.

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