I miss you.

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I had a dream last night. I was watching a Japanese horror film where someone didn't realise their girlfriend was dead. I thought how unrealistic. Then I stepped into a bath in complete darkness, freaked out, turned on the light and felt a rotting skeleton upon me that I'd somehow overlooked. I could smell it when I woke up. I was scared to take a ( Read more... )

I decided that I want to get the world thinking, so I made this:

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Philosophical revolution!Do you contemplate the fact that you will die one day ( Read more... )

Eleven graduate application fees: $884.
GRE prep books: $60
General AND Psychology GRE: $245.
GRE shipping fees: $165.
Next-Day shipping for ALL 11 applications: ...no, wait, that's too depressing.
Emotional and psychological anguish: invaluable.

Getting into a Ph.D program on the first try:


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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.

...Fuzzy Wuzzy must've been pretty damn cold in the winter.

Sarah, pissed off at snow

Where does one mail a check to get a paid account here?

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God was just about done creating man ( Read more... )

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