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The new apartment is fucking amazing. Also, gigantic! The cats are in heaven. They were pissed at me for a couple hours... then they went exploring. Once they realized they got tired just by running back and forth ONCE they decided everything was great and it was ok to love me once again ( Read more... )

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness ( Read more... )

"They're gay. You can tell because they're black."

This is what happens when Juan and I are in a room together for too long.

It is my birthday. I'm going to spend it not drinking nearly as much as I want to, watching myself to make sure I don't get sick, and apologizing to friends for my ridiculous antics on Wednesday. GO ME!

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I'm on day 2 of suffering from the worst headache I've ever had in my life. Also, I'm on day 3 of the most insatiable craving for cheeseburgers I've ever experienced. Obviously, something specific is going on here. Thanks to our society developing an obsession with dieting the internet is of no help so far ( Read more... )