i love everyone because i never have to see dr. stoltzfuck ever again.

i was thinking as i was walking to my exam that i like my friends an onordinate amount. it may not seem like it, but i think you're all good people. im the cold, hostile one. thank you all for dealing with my permanent pms. i just need to get laid, lets just admit that.

nakie sheets: i DoNt WaNt 2 sTuDy ( Read more... )

so last night, coming home after being the prized designated driver, i turned on the tv. im flipping around trying to find a great/shitty movie to fall asleep to, because i knew i had to wake up somewhat early to study. somehow, i make it all the way up to channel 64. its the sci fi channel. i hate it already. but im drawn in. to the fucking x ( Read more... )

i am out of clean underwear AND tampons. please, visualize.

if i have to read any amateur shitty poetry in live journals, im going to barf.

something insane happened this afternoon while i was napping. i dreamt about my uncle. but more importantly. ALL I DREAMT ABOUT WAS FURNITURE. the floor was magnificent! inlay marble! a museum of period furniture like in the met. this is what i dream about. i am in the right field! museums are where i dream of being! literally ( Read more... )

fun things about being alone at 10:38 on a friday night ( Read more... )

no one wants to ask me three questions, do they ( Read more... )

the typical college night ( Read more... )

i heard someone got laid tonight?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES!