Currently, I find myself without the use of a decent word processor (i.e. one that has a spellcheck option). Consequently, you should expect even more random letters thrown in here and there. Let's you and I just pretend it's not a result of my spelling and typing getting worse on a near-daily basis and is, instead, done for good measure. Besides, ( Read more... )

The Postscripter posted in a while, but there's a reason for this.
It's your fault.
ALL your fault.

So there.

Soon to come - the Chronicles of SeveredToe, in as many installments as I deem necessary.

Yeah, you gave up on coming here about a month ago when I stopped posting stuff, so you'll probably never see this, unless you're a n3rd like me who compulsively checks people's blogs every three minutes ( Read more... )

Just this week, I returned from a grand adventure on the high seas of literacy. The adbenture that two months ago I said I was going to take. The main problem with this adventure was that I confused “Adventure and literacy” with “Boiling acid and nudity.” I now have chemical burns over 173 percent of my body (100 percent of the outside, and 73 ( Read more... )

Time for something in the fashion of when I was one of the lead writers for Fuzzy Bunnies, the hardest-hitting literary website in its time ( Read more... )

Yeah, It's been a while again. But here's another eight-hundred-some-odd words for your ocular titilation ( Read more... )

My descriptions have fallen to crap and back again. Downhill both ways. That used to be all I could do right, and now it’s all lackluster and boring. I think it’s sort of like the first time you see a sword-swallower (By which I mean the people commonly found in the circus who put sword blades down their throats - it is not a jab at the gay ( Read more... )

We apologize for the lack of updates. The postscripter has been busy thinking ( Read more... )

Squirrel ( Read more... )

Someone bought me pie, but put a restriction on my eating it - namely that I couldn't eat any of the pie until I posted more stuff. Since I haven't written anything new in the last two weeks or so, I'm going to post my first thing I did for Fuzzy Bunnies. It's four years old, but you're going to like it. Really ( Read more... )