I don't feel like updating. So there!
Maybe later, when I've had some pie. But I have no pie,so someone else is going to have to buy me some damn pie before I update again.

Pick one topic on which to write an essay. There is no minimum length: just write until you feel you are done. This is to test your writing skills so that I know where you all are at ( Read more... )

It’s been nine days. I guess I owe you all a little something ( Read more... )

Yay! Update-y goodness! Read it or I will sever your pinky finger and you will cry! When asked what you're doing, you will respond "I cry ( Read more... )

9/29 Committee Meeting Minutes ( Read more... )

Random Musings Of An Old, Frayed Doormat ( Read more... )

Here's a Steve Story to tide you all over for now until I get more new stuff typed up ( Read more... )

I highly suspect that when the plant stopped blooming, it was doing so out of self-preservation ( Read more... )

I’d like to start this al lout by saying that I am not a victim. No more than you are, anyway. Probably less than you. I’m definitely not proud of most of what I’ve done, and I am not looking for your forgiveness. Though, undoubtedly I’ll tend to make excuses from time to time, I’m not writing this to make excuses or clean my conscience. I’m ( Read more... )

Okay, I need to post something. So this is what you get. Unfortunately, the great, onderful thing I was going to post was never written, so you get this instead. No beginning, middle or end. Just one long paragraph ( Read more... )