Due to his current work on a project thing of sorts, the Postscripter of this site is currently on a brief hiatus from posting stuff. Unless he feels like it. So there.
Go Dumples!

A Steve Story. Because Postscription has nothing better to do that post old stuff ( Read more... )

The children sit around the campfire, telling stories. Jimmy goes first. Mike, their group leader and a Creekwood High School student, hands Jimmy the flashlight which Jimmy turns on and shines in Rich’s eyes for a moment hoping he can pass it off as an accident before turning the light to illuminate his face. He tells a story about a hunter who ( Read more... )

You have a new message! Be sure to send this message to at least X number people, or you will have bad luck for 12.73 seconds (Where X = pi*r*r where r is the circumference of your big toe in centimeters, and pi is yummy). Well, not necessarily BAD luck, just not really really good luck. So you won't, like, win the lottery or anything on those 12 ( Read more... )

Fuck you, Microsoft word! Your blank documents stole all my ideas! I saw them all leave me through my fingers and go into the keyboard, through the cords, into the box with the fan that goes "whirrrrr", out another cable, and projected onto the monitor. I saw them up there, all nice and shiny and good. Solid good ideas, all laid out and filled in ( Read more... )

**I know I haven't posted anything for a while. Over a week. Oh, come ON, you could at least PRETEND to be sad. Well, anyway, I've been working on this one for a long time, so you can be sure it's 100% refined grade-A texty goodness. Okay, so not a long time, but for a little while. Maybe an hour or so. Read it. It has gerbils later on ( Read more... )

I seriously have been thinking about writing something all week. You know, something better than that hotdog/churro/Patrick Swayze drivel from last week. Seriously, a theme park based on churros? Even I think it’s a bad idea, and this is coming from the person who thinks that meat flavored jelly beans would be a good idea. Think about it: the ( Read more... )

I’ve been staring at a blank screen for the past three days now. Just staring and trying to figure out what to write. Well, not just that, since I’ve also been thinking up plans for how I’m going to set up my own magical Funland of sorts. Not the crappy McDonald’s kind with the stupid sweaty plastic tubes and slides that kids get stuck on and they ( Read more... )

**It's come to my attention that several of the titles/subject lines for my posted stuff here don't make any sense. They don't seem to relate to the material that gets posted. That's because you're not me, so you don't see the connections. Anyway, enjoy ( Read more... )

“Bet you can’t eat just one ( Read more... )