Sandra Turner

[potcsues]

I feel I've failed you all. I'm so ashamed.

A certain author by the name of Sparrow Quill has a long convoluted series of Sueage... and I just can't report it. It's too much

Comments

[_honeyspider]

Pah. Jack is such a freaking pushover!

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[rainbowjehan]

She does LES MIS? O_O People who have only ever seen the musical should not write fanfiction. Please, no. Not good. *whimpers* Okay, not reading her work. No. Les Miserables is good... not to be tortured with the Mary-Sue, no. Ack. *becomes more incoherent than already from horror*

[thekow]

"Actually, I have something else to discuss with you." She said, a lot more shy now than she had been a few moments ago. The sudden change in tone made Jack roll his eyes and quickly seduce and shag her before she tried to get him a real relationship. He left without paying; Instead, he stole her jewelry on his way out.

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[mylla]

Thank you, that makes me feel a lot better.

[wolfychan]

Seems to me you could give yourself an easy week just by individually reporting each of the Sues in the juggernaut story, one each day.

The summary actually has a good point... unlike the story.

"dark tresses hang[ing] temptingly down her back"

Am I the only one who thought that line meant that one might be tempted to pull on them?

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[potcsues]

See, but to report each of them I'd actually have to muck through it and experience all of them at the same time.

[wolfychan]

Hey, for that matter, why did she need to pretend to seduce him? (Besides to prove that no man could resist her wiles, of course.) I mean, she could've just told him she was a Turner straight out and he would've taken notice, no wierd sexual pretenses necessary.

Bah. I'm using logic again. Silly me.