Grabbed another moment, so another Sue. In case anyone hadn't figured it out, summer time is busy time. I should be back to a normal reporting schedule once school starts. Until then, the reports will have to come when I can squeeze them in.

Also, happy news! According to araeph Youfics are no longer allowed on the Pit. Get to reporting them everyone!

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TITLE: I can Drink More Rum Than You,Captain Jack Sparrow
CULPRIT: Gypsyy
SUMMARY: "A YouJack fic. You are stuck on the island wJack Sparrow and sadly, Elizabeth. Very Pointless, but i've started adding a plotline now. YAY! A PLOTLINE!"
BEST LINE: "You: Really? You obviously didn’t hear what you were saying while you were asleep. ::mocking ( Read more... )

This one just...I don't know why exactly but it left me unable to think correctly. It was as though my brain got stuck and was unable to process it.

TITLE: Betrayed by Love
CULPRIT: captainme
SUMMARY: "When will betrays Elizabeth and she dumps him, he feels as if his life is over. Thats untill he meets a certain stranger. But that strange is ( Read more... )

This isn't the fic I originally planned to do today. It's actually much better.

That's not saying much, though.

TITLE: POTC: The Secrets of the Dire Soul
CULPRIT: savvy.for.johnny
SUMMARY: "Elizabeth's sister Anabella get's stuck on the Black Pearl with Jack Sparrow, when he finds himself face to face with his greatest fear; a ship far worse than ( Read more... )

Had to take a short vacation after that last Sue. shivers That was a spirit breaker. Of course, looking at my notes for tommorow's Sue, that one really doesn't look much better.

Then...this one is no walk in the park...

Is it just me, or are they getting worse?

TITLE: Maine Squeeze Sadly, this is not a pun. Then, I suppose it wouldn't be the ( Read more... )

TITLE: The Course of Fate
CULPRIT: Captain America Captain America isn't the greatest superhero ever...but please, even his name doesn't deserve to be defiled in thia manner.
SUMMARY: "Annelies Sparrow hates men. But against her beliefs she falls in love with Will and is seperated bc Jack find's out. They meet five years later when she attacks a ( Read more... )

So, I suppose technically this counts as Sue #1 of the 21st instead of Sue #2 of the 20th.

Whatever. Time is not my master.

Sue #2:

TITLE: Abadoned Pirate
CULPRIT: Becca Malfoy
SUMMARY: "Mikhaïla is the daughter of a pirate, and her mother saves her life by throwing her to the sea. Mikhaïla is washed up on an island, and found by a crew of ( Read more... )

Two today. Because they're short. Yet, quite bad anyway.

The First:

TITLE: An Improbable Meeting Indeed.
CULPRIT: Mrs Capt Jack Sparrows At first I thought that I'd reported this person before, but, no. She's just one of Jack's many wives.
SUMMARY: "Kendra Steelheart, 20 yrs old, has been living on the streets for 10 yrs. Everything is dull & ( Read more... )

I keep with the absences don't I?

Well, there was a death in my family, which sort of doesn't put one in the mood to be funny. However, attempts to cheer up involved many viewings of Pirates of the Caribbean, which in turn reminded me how absurd Sues are, which eventually made me ready to come on back.
So, here I am. And here's a Sue.

TITLE: Of ( Read more... )

There's a parody here by vampirenaomi. You should read it, because I'm in it. Oh, yeah, and because it's rather funny. And there are lesbians.

Today's Sue is after Jack. Again. And she's French. Again.

TITLE: French Rebellion
CULPRIT: savvy2515
SUMMARY: "A feisty young French woman is trying to figure out how to live her life, when she is "saved" and ( Read more... )