Kendra Steelheart

[potcsues]

Two today. Because they're short. Yet, quite bad anyway.

The First:

TITLE: An Improbable Meeting Indeed.
CULPRIT: Mrs Capt Jack Sparrows At first I thought that I'd reported this person before, but, no. She's just one of Jack's many wives.
SUMMARY: "Kendra Steelheart, 20 yrs old, has been living on the streets for 10 yrs. Everything is dull &

Comments

[tenkokouno]

She is very skinny, partly due to heredity, partly due to the lack of food. She has a very hour glass figure even though she's tiny.

Miss sue-author... very skinny people don't have hour glass figures, very skinny people usually don't even have breasts unless they have implants.

[_honeyspider]

Unless you're a Sue. Then you get to have 0% body fat and D cups.

[roz_morgan]

Dear Sue writers

Boobs and bum = having some god damn fat on your bones!

[potatoeangel]

"She has a very hour glass figure even though she's tiny"

When I read that I had a mental picture of this hour glass with a head, some arms and some legs sticking out of it. *sniggers* I think that that calls for an icon to be made.

"What mattered was that her stepfather has been beating her mother and her for the last 7 years, Ever since her mother married her stepfather when Kendra was 3."

Well at least she can count, but yet I sense no hope for her still.

[_honeyspider]

...Kendra...Steelheart...

Really. It's just... I have not the words.

Elizabeth nearly had to drag Annamaria up the stairs to her bedroom, Anna mimicking Jack's sentiments only more vulgar language

Heh heh. Oh, how the plot bunnies call to me. And, also, Anamaria. Small gripe from a random fangirl.

[potcsues]

I am resigned to the fact that most will never spell her name correctly.

It saddens me, but I've just stopped mentioning it.

[_honeyspider]

Yeah, I noticed. *grins*

Poor Ana. Doomed to forever be spelled and characterised badly.

[rainbowjehan]

Nice icon!

[eralkfang]

Mostly a run-of-the-mill Sue, although it kind of made me wonder why anyone, Sue or not, wouldn't report a murder. No common sense, these Sues.

[amarmylaidie]

That was painful.

But then she never disclaims that song, does she? Cuz that's not her's.