TITLE: To Catch A Thief
CULPRIT: DaydreamBeliever14
SUMMARY: "Mignonne is a professional jewel thief who knows where one of the greatest jewelry treasures in the world is. So when she meets Captain Jack she enlists him to help her find it. But, not without some adventure on the way! Please R&R! Merci!"
BEST LINE: "His luscious mouth was set into a ( Read more... )

TITLE: Looking Past the Exterior
CULPRIT: Concetta
SUMMARY: " female pirate runs aground on Port Royal, Commodore Norrington jails her, when checks up on her to find her ill, he is filled with compassion and takes her under his care, owning that once she is well, she goes back to jail, but will he still stand by h"
BEST LINE: "You had two mishaps ( Read more... )

Hellspawn sue, for your enjoyment...or as a cure for your insomnia. Whichever.

TITLE: Birds of a Feather
CULPRIT: Sailor Elf
SUMMARY: "When a mysterious stranger arrives in Port Royal, Will and Elizabeth find out that she might have a connection to their old friend Captain Jack Sparrow"
BEST LINE: "'Commodore Norrington. He has a dislike towards ( Read more... )

dusts off cobwebs

Me again.

Blame Gateway for my absence, thank Dell for my return.

True story: After my computer blew up and I was unable to report Sues any longer, I came to the conclusion that I needed a certain amount of absurdity in my life. So, I took to seeing bad movies for my daily idiocy fix. Van Helsing lasted me two weeks. Just ( Read more... )

And we're back. Well, I'm back. I guess you guys didn't go anywhere. Reporting from a borrowed laptop today, since my computer (Thing of Evil) took its final, ultimate revenge upon me and died. Eh, needed a new one anyway ( Read more... )

Sorry about the sporadic Sueage lately, been having some time constraints. I should be back to my normal reporting schedule next week if not sooner.

And now for some pimping. If you haven't already go and read araeph's latest PPC. The fic was horrific and the PPC is hilarious. And you should also go and take a look at wolfychan's wonderful MST of "Changeling?" ( Read more... )

I feel like I should be getting time and half for this...well, you know, if I was getting paid. A hellspawn that I suspect is a troll, for your enjoyment.

TITLE: Jack's Lost Daughter
CULPRIT: punkfoot
SUMMARY: "A girl named Jennifer escapes from her orphanage and finds herself a job on the Black Pearl. Meanwhile Jack finds out he has a daughter ( Read more... )

TITLE: Changeling?
CULPRIT: Gypsyy
SUMMARY: "Take one CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, add 1 outcast gypsy and you get MY FANFIC! R&R PLZ!"
BEST LINE: "'Konrad named me Phoenix because I always rise from ashes and am stronger each time. I certainly rose from ashes,’ Isabella thought. ‘But, I’m NOT fire. I’m ice.’ The irony wasn’t lost on her." Man... that's ( Read more... )

And so, I breathe a sigh of relief as we arrive at this, our final YouJack. mylla directed me towards this one. Sometimes, I think she's trying to kill me.

TITLE: A Stolen Girl, 3 Stolen Hearts
CULPRIT: SlythPrincess
SUMMARY: "You are a young woman who is left all alone after your mother dies. You marry Commodore Norrington, but when you are stolen by ( Read more... )

YouJack number 6. Almost... done...

TITLE: So Close Yet So Far Away
CULPRIT: Fairy of Obsession
SUMMARY: "Jack Sparrow is a pirate, you are merely a girl that works at a tavern. Will it ever work out, or will both of you be pulled apart? Jackyou, plz rr!"
BEST LINE: "'All right,' you finally concede, hoping that maybe the man might leave you alone ( Read more... )