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Jade, Ariana, and Maeve Costello

Feb 16, 2004 03:26

Hmm. This journal has officially been around for one whole month (since yesterday even). *throws confetti*

Without further ado I give you Sue #32.

TITLE: Ladies Of The Caribbean
CULPRIT: TrinitySD
SUMMARY: "Elizabeth left Will for the commodore so he has decided to go on a trip with Jack. Jack has 4 new crew members, 3 of which are beautiful ( Read more... )

Comments 17

mylla February 16 2004, 13:58:14 UTC

That summary literally made me pound my palm against my forehead. Look, three Sues, all at once! Please. I was already feeling sick this morning, I didn't need this too.

That first chapter - if that is not a parody... well, it should be, that's all.

"And then Elizabeth left Will and then Jack showed up and no I'm not going to explain why Jack was just wandering around Port Royal without anyone trying to catch him or why Will was unsurprised to see him but now Will's going to join him on the Pearl and no I'm not going to explain why Will suddenly decided that everything he'd cared about all his life could be thrown away to be a pirate. End of Chapter 1. Phew, now I can get on with the point which is of course the SueSex."

She stood and followed him to his quarters. She sat on his desk and crossed her legs while he closed the door.

I know there are a lot worse offences in this fic, but for some reason this one jumped out. Will has a desk? And a door, for that matter? Not unless he's suddenly become the captain, sweetie. I ( ... )

Re: mylla February 16 2004, 14:04:39 UTC

By the way, happy month-birthday, potcsues!

And you know, mocking this Sue really has made me feel physically better.

Re: genarti February 19 2004, 17:18:52 UTC

Yeah, I'm thinking a hammock in the nice crowded hold with everybody else.

Maybe an extra-big hammock in the corner near the door if he makes second mate or something.

Now, I'm sure everyone learned fairly quickly on those ships to ignore anything happening in the next hammock over -- even on the ships that weren't coed -- but nevertheless, any privacy is going to consist of pretending really hard that no one else is around.

thekow February 16 2004, 15:55:27 UTC

L.M.F.A.O.

Thank you.

anonymous February 16 2004, 18:30:29 UTC

"Story not found"

wolfychan February 16 2004, 18:52:00 UTC

I call troll. Partly because the grammar, spelling, and capitalization are way above par for this stupid a story. And partly because of lines like "First to Tortuga then to Singapore." Um, geography much?

Oh, the Heart Break megaera_1 February 21 2004, 01:18:32 UTC

"She's going to marry Commodore Norrington."

"Oh. Well, I've got good news. We're setting sail tonight and I want you to come with me. I got a few new crew members you might like, savvy?"

"Okay. Where are we going this time

Oh, I'm so sure. Love of his life walks out and he says "Hey. I'm getting the travel itch. I'll forget about old Lizzie and go off with some Suewhore."