Alpha Jessie Iceflake

[potcsues]

A Star Trek/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Just when I think that PotC fic can't get any weirder. Though, it's actually fairly well written. Just, you know, weird.

TITLE: Jack Sparrow and Jessie Iceflake
CULPRIT: dracolovesginny
SUMMARY: "Captain Jack Sparrow has never met a woeman like Alpha Jessie Iceflake, the queen of theives. He comes

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[lady_jenna]

PLEZE READ

Danger! Danger! Abandon fic! Abandon fic!

It was done in a million braids, each braid held two different coloured beads

I bet if she undid all of those million braids and brushed her hair, she'd have an afro! How many afro!sues have we seen?

and light black Pirate boots

Light black? Hmm... Light black? Oh! You mean gray!

a sword, with a solid gold hilt

Yeah, sinky sinky...

I FIND IT HARD THAT YOU CAN JUDE MY CHARACTERS

I know a guy named Jude, and he takes offense at that statement...

[wolfychan]

Hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad fic, and make it better...

sorry. Couldn't help it.

Anyway, I have this great scene in my head. A woman's just given birth, and the midwife takes the child out to show the father. "Congratulations, Mr. Iceflake. It's a healthy girl, and a lovely one too."

He beams down at his infant daughter. "What a little treasure. I shall name her... Alpha Jessie!"

[lady_jenna]

They named her Alpha Jessie because out of the pack of Jessies they had, she had the strongest smelling urine... (little known fact)

[windsong_moon]

At least it isnt Beta Jessie.

((Your scene is too good- I'm still giggling insanely))

Argable...

[anonymous]

Her sword in her hilt

I sure hope the damn sword is in its hilt, otherwise you have a pointy piece of metal and that's it. Then again, I'd think it would be good to have the sword in its SCABBARD.

a solid gold hilt

I can see it now...

Jessie: I will kill you with my gold-hilted sword!
Sword: (snap, stab)
Jessie: OH GOD MY HAND!

security system to protect this damned sword

Is it just me, or does it sound like she broke into a bank vault or something?

I am trying to make Jessie as much like Jack...sorry, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow as possible...

No shit, you psycho.

Arg. This makes my brain hurt.

-MordorianNazgul

Re: Argable...

[potcsues]

Is it just me, or does it sound like she broke into a bank vault or something?

I thought maybe they had ADT.

Re: Argable...

[anonymous]

I thought maybe they had ADT.

Hm. Good point. I can see that, too...

Jessie: (breaks through security system, almost grabs sword...)
SWAT: (busts through door and starts shooting)
Jessie: (drops to ground dead)

I don't know if I could stand to MST something this weird. This is almost painful. Again I say "Arg, my brain!"

-MordorianNazgul

[sundragyn]

Belated, but SHE STOLE MY NAME AHHHHH

[jopdance]

Your name is Alpha Jessie Iceflake?

gdh

[pinkalarmclock]

err, jopdance, she means Jessie. I think. I hope.

Lol

'Alpha Jessie Iceflake' I'm not even going to try and get into the head of this author.

--Who the bloody hell are you? And what are you doing on my ship?" He asked calmly--

Right, so he's saying bloody, which gives us the impression he's suprised/annoyed etc then he -asked calmly-

See above comment.

--Jessie rolled her eyes, "I’m here so I can get away from Tortuga where I have guards chasing me trying to slit my neck because I got through their security system to protect this damned sword, and I was hoping to escapt the Gallows, what are you doing here?"--

Right. And you think by revealing your story to everyone who asks, you going to get off the Island? Dream on girl.

Plus, longest sentence ever.

[anonymous]

Alpha Jessie Iceflake......a new brand of cereal,perhaps?