Katherine Hemming

[potcsues]

Next Sue, I begin YouJack week. You can still get away. Don't say I didn't warn you.

TITLE: Reborn
CULPRIT: Depprulz So does correct spelling.
SUMMARY: "This is a JacK-OC story, Katherine was a princess and happy ... until that fateful day when her life changed forever..."
BEST LINE: All. Of. Them.

THE VERDICT

Comments

[niav]

Look, author-bitch, if you're not going to write it well, don't write it at all. If you're not absolutely sure that you'll write it well, don't write it. Clear?

[mylla]

Next Sue, I begin YouJack week.

Oh, lord. I was wondering when you'd tackle the You fics. *shudders*

Onto the Sue at hand:

Her hair, under the coating of dried blood and dirt, seemed to be a dirty blonde, in ringlets, though they wee almost unnoticeable by no

I'm so immature. Have been sniggering for a full five minutes now. Her ringlets wee! :D

(a/n it’s to long to write Katherine every time so I’ll just write Kat instead.)

Just a thought - you could type "Katherine" several times for the times it took you to type that author's note. (It's a common excuse for shortening Hermione's name, too - have none of these Suethors heard of AutoCorrect? It fills in the rest of the word for you, if you ask it nicely. Technology. Love it.)

From Chapter 2 (this is the sort of fic where I just HAVE to go see for myself :p):
suddenly she started crying, she was trapped, alone, on a pirate ship with abusive pirates and no soap, and she may never see her father again.

Glad to see the Sue's got her priorities right. No soap! No soap,

[sugarless_girl]

Ah yes, the infamous 'Mione in HP fics. Iusually wondering who that girl is with Harry and Ron with a name that sounds like an onion, plus I always thought that was a rather stupid name.

[mylla]

no soap.....NO SOAP! when I read this comment I had to see my story myself. And she actually says that!

[salophile]

my status as official Grammar God...at least according to Quizilla!...it does rather scare me

Emotion mirrored here. According to them, I'm the Grammar Fuhrer. 'Tis frightening.

[ganeris]

Katherine Hemming, the princess of Spain... Didn't she come to power after Victoria Weaver and Colin Smith-Smythe-Smith, which would have been after the House Of Non-Spanish-Names took over the country? Which is, as of course you all remember, where we get King Walter Ponsonby-Foames and the Duke of Portugal, Steve "Snuffy" Treaclefanshawewickwick.

OK, this fic is offensive in the extreme. More importantly, to my mind, is that the Suethor rated the thing G, which means all sorts of people will be clicking on it thinking it's fluff and cotton candy. 'Cos, you know, 'Rape and Torture the Helpless Wench' is Disney's next animated feature.

I despair for the future of humanity if this is an example of the intellect we are spawning...

[genarti]

*dies giggling at the dynasty names*

[zarla]

throwing dirt clods at her guards

Aren't dirt clods those little things of dirt that are about an inch across and explode inta dust on impact?
And she's usin em ta defend herself? Bahahahaha!

[mylla]

I was wondering where she found dirt clods. Aren't they on a ship? Maybe it's dirty, but I don't imagine there's enough dirt to actually make a clod.