Nope. As Potcsues said in another posting, they watched Pirates of the Caribbean: OMG orli n jony iz lyke soooo teh hAWtnEss!!1!!eleventyone1!!1 and that DUM ugly elisabitch suXX0rs (Sooper Speshul Seekrit Fangirl Edition.
Yep that’s right Anna is one of you’re crewmembers. She left the Pearl because her and Jack had a thing for each other after you’re mom died and Jack left you. And one day they kissed and Anna really loved Jack. But Jack hade another affair with another woman. And she didn’t want to hurt anymore so she left and asked you to join the crew.
That just made my head explode into about 8000 pieces. Did she use enough ands?
I need to go spork my eyes out now. I weep for grammar.
ok. perhaps this is a bit of a troll, but what the hell is wrong with all these fanfic writers?? why is everone after will or jack?? elizabeth was really F**king hot!!!
Agreed. Elizabeth was TEH HAWTNESS more than Will or Jack (not that they weren't pretty-- she was only a tad hotter than Jack)-- and this is coming from a mostly-straight girl. But keep in mind that most Suethors are straight, and if they're not straight, they're young and haven't figured out their sexuality yet. Still, you're right. I think I'd much rather see an Elizabeth Sue than a Will or Jack Sue.
I checked Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow 77845's (is her name scaring anyone else?) profile, and found this lovely little tidbit:
Thanks yous: Angel girl 4ever: You might have read her story Sweet sixteen and sweet sixteen in a half. I just want to thank her because she help me become a better writer. And I mean believe me my writing use to suck.
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That just made my head explode into about 8000 pieces. Did she use enough ands?
I need to go spork my eyes out now. I weep for grammar.
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XD
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You can take that as a challenge, potcsues...
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Thanks yous:
Angel girl 4ever:
You might have read her story Sweet sixteen and sweet sixteen in a half.
I just want to thank her because she help me become a better writer. And I mean believe me my writing use to suck.
...used to suck?
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The part that scares me is the "77845." Does that mean that there are 77,844 more Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrows out there?
*shudder*
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...reminds me of something you'd see on that show, Beyblade. Does that mean that they had those plastic spinning top things then? *blinks*
I think Sue-thors speak volumes about our country's education system. Or lack thereof.
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