Ren [Mary-You #5]

[potcsues]

I don't often like to report multiple fics from the same author. It sort of makes me feel like I'm picking on them... but when you write shit like this you need to get picked on.

YouJack #5.

TITLE: Broken Promises
CULPRIT: Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow77845
SUMMARY: "Jack&You fic. you and Jack were childhood friends then became boyfriend and

Comments

[_peapod]

*snort*

that requires msting so badly.

[salophile]

I have to ask: what font is the text in on your icon?

[_peapod]

i dunno, ipomoea made it for me. sorry.

[livilla]

*blink* ... *spork* Words fail me.

Although, I did giggle at G-Swann, gangsta badass!

I need sleep.

[eatmyphotons]

Fo shizzle.

[livilla]

I actually thought that...

[rokeby_venus]

Anna helped you up but then you slapped her.

" “Ow blood ‘ell what was that fer?” she asked

“that was for leaving me and Jack.” You said

Then you gave her a hug.

“What was that for?”

“That was for coming back.” You said "

That is truly frightening. POTC fics with references to Chicken Run. Therapy, here I come...

[anonymous]

I bow in homage to your (or should I say you're ) incredible courage. To go where no other readers dare to go. To wade in the depths of the Great FanFic swamp. What can I say?

I'm sending Jack, Will and Elizabeth with lots of rum to comfort you. And I'm sending hordes of cursed monkeys after the YouSues

[salophile]

I think lovely anon was mocking the Suethor's grammar mistakes.

[anonymous]

Yes I was :-)

[megaera_1]

"you nighstand"

"you put on your neck"

Apparently I'm a nightstand with no neck. Go figure.

[ganeris]

No, no. Read it again. You're not a nightstand. You're something close to a nightstand, a nighstand.

With no neck.

Weirdly, I seem to be one too.

*kills self*

[megaera_1]

Ho! So I am. A nighstand. Well I never.

I'd rather be a neckless nighstand than the whiny little bitch in the "fic" this Ren character, though.