Marie Bloom

[potcsues]

This and this make me cry.

On to the Sue. Shameless and vile, it is. I also feel an overwhelming need to smack the author down for giving the Sue my middle name.

TITLE: A Pirate's Life for Me!
CULPRIT: Kelly-Bloom Lord, give me strength.
SUMMARY: "A year has gone by & Will longs for Adventure. Jack & the Pearl return to Port Royal & take on a

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[livilla]

“Well do you know anyone who might have known him? You are a Pirate right? Don’t you have Pirate friends?” she asked in a pleading voice.

"Why, yes I do have Pirate friends. They're at the table in the back with the big neon 'PIRATE' sign hanging above them. Can't miss them."

Beyond stupid. That's really all there is to say.

[visp]

"Why, yes I do have Pirate friends. They're at the table in the back with the big neon 'PIRATE' sign hanging above them. Can't miss them."

Hehe. Nice one.

[livilla]

Thanks :) Sarcasm has always been a joy for me.

[kireirociel]

(Ugh... this is the first POTC Sue I've read... I mean, they've destroyed all my other fandoms, I wanted to preserve POTC... so I'm new... uh hi ^_^)

Yes, author. Let's disregard the fact that Will spent the entire film going out to try and rescue/help Elizabeth, put his own neck on the line hundreds of times for her sake, made a big scene in front of other people because of his love for her and has spent years loving her since he first saw her.

Yeah, like he's going to forget all that for some crummy OC.

Also... whats up with the bit about slash authors? Does she think they'll review her badly just because her fic has no slash? Or does she go around checking all of the reviewers stories who review her fic badly to see if they have written slash, because you know, all slash writers are the spawn of evil. *rolls eyes*

[5urf_r1d3r]

And don't forget, slash writers are eeeebil because they want to make poor Orli have sex with icky Johnny Depp (::drools::) and totally ignore the fact that ickle Orli is truly hawt for them/their OC. /endsarcasm

[potcsues]

I pretty much took the whole slash thing as her hating slash so if any slash writer dares to give her a bad review she'll most definitely flame their stories since all slash obviously deserves to be flamed anyway. Basically: "How dare you teh 3vIl writer of hot boy-on-boy action say that there's something wrong with someone else's story."

In other words, she's really stupid and hypocritical since right above that she talks about how she can write whatever she wants in her story. Apparently, no one else has that same right.

I don't even read slash and it still bugged the hell out of me.

[kestaa]

“Marie!” shouted Will who was still pulling on the rope
Marie... a common nickname for Benjamin?

Elizabeth is apparently now a "Governs daughter".

The puppy bit makes me want to vomit. Does anyone else think this reads like one of these Stories of Fun and Adventure's from grade 3?

[mizzytizzy]

Dear God, like I wasn't ill enough already.

How can you hate slash authors and write this line:
“Pull harder men, it’s gonna be big! Hold on…” warned Jack. ?

guh.

[goth_the_goat]

Holy goats in a Nissan. Last time I seen

Her profile is even worse. She likes Orlando Bloom and Lord of the Rings.

But funnily enough she doesn't like people who don't like Orlando Bloom or Lord of the Rings.

I suppose she wouldn't like me because I don't really care much for Orlando Bloom. I just find him as a figure of amusement.

And the constant exclamation marks (ORLI IS HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) tends to get on my nerves.