Akina Clearwater

[potcsues]

First order of business, my new icon. In honor of reams and reams of anachronistic dialogue in Suefic I give you jivetalkin!Jack:

Comments

[alienchrist]

no. NO. bad fanfic author. BAD. BAD. BAD. *smacks with a rolled up newspaper* you know better than that!

[budclare]

*nails the mermaid to the front of the ship* I see that Jack's got himself a new figurehead.

[geeksicle]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I think I love you.

[calico321]

I say go for it, but you know she'll come here and start crying, "It's MY story, I can do what I want and if you don't like it blah blah blah!"

I mean what exactly was wrong with Ariel in the first place? Why even make it "The Little Mermaid"? If she's going to use an original *cough* character, then why no just make it some random mermaid and create something, oh I don't know, original??? This fic defies all logic.

And don't even get me started on Elizabeth choosing to marry Norrington.

[calico321]

I also wanted to say how much I loooove your new icon!!!

[anonymous]

finally an answer to the age-old question, "could it get any worse?"