Aurora

[potcsues]

TITLE: Escape
CULPRIT: Lady Pirate
SUMMARY: "From the author who brought you The Fiercest Female Pirate, comes a tale of an abused girl following her destiny of a pirate! RR PLEASE, NOT A MARY-SUE! Just give it a chance" I'll probably be doing The Fiercest Female Pirate tommorow.
BEST LINE: Seriously? All of them. I can't choose.

THE VERDICT

Comments

[niav]

Please. LET IT BE A PARODY.

[potcsues]

We can only hope...

[starvingartist3]

OT, but dude, love your icon. Is that from... Star Wars?

Add fifty points if you like...

[araeph]

Heck, add on 150. If the Sue has a capital offense, you can dump on any number of points you feel appropriate--50, 100, 150,000,000--because after a capital offense, points don't really matter any more.

*sweetly* Oh, dear me. It seems I've forgotten to add some charges to the list. I'm going to have to update.

For the "Saberjess" fic (and perhaps for this one also) we can add "creating logic loop holes and plot holes".

For this fic, we can add a special charge (only valid if other charges apply):
-Insisting that the character is not a Mary Sue when it has ALL THE RECOGNIZED CHARACTERISTICS OF ONE.

And that's besides all of the grammar and spelling issues I can get her for.

Must go...the charge list update is calling...

[calico321]

This cannot be a serious attempt at writing! Changing POV in mid-sentence! Tell me that English is not this person's first language. Tell me they are four months years old. Tell me something! *weeps*

[eatmyphotons]

I like how she lives in Port Charles. If her bruises were so bad, why didn't she just go on up to General Hospital?

(laugh track)

Seriously folks.

Blah di da...

[megaera_1]

"Shuttering,"

What? The windows? Why would she do that when there is the rotten egg stench of grog in the air? What a fool.