do you guys like it? that's me, tomorrow!

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im in chicago. theres a party in ramada inn room 337. cant fucking sleep

i found my pokemon cards today!
i also found 500 boxes of bandaids, a bird cage, and a tea stained (deliberately) paper on johnny tremain. my room is a gold mine

im not sure whether i should tolerate my floormate's music taste or just close the door and suffocate in the infernal disease cage.

i just read all my civ ed notes from 9th grade like the ones on really poorly ripped pieces of construction paper haha god that was not fun ( Read more... )

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i almost squished my chinchilla today. we fell asleep on the bed together. like two cross-species lovers ( Read more... )

just got the worst paper cut ever it was like an electrocution.
the kid at childrens village wanted to see his mom so badly he couldn't work. poor guy.
we also saw a stray cat get his head stuck in a can. this little cat was moving like an alien  for ten minutes. i told andrew watiker to take the can off. then this guy with a broom came up and said ( Read more... )

my arms are so weak right now
im going to stay home and eat a lot of food even though i'm not hungry then i think i want to watch star wars and drink tea
life is dumb weekends are dumb and i still need to wash my car. whatever. veronica and i turned a picture of billie joe into harry potter

why does god hate me this week