I've been told, now that I'm conscious and can get my voice to work, that I should update this thing. So now I am. Mr. Malfoy and Miss Bulstrode have visited me today, and Pomfrey tells me that more Slytherins have requested to come. Certainly they may, though I do not know why they would wish to ( Read more... )

My, my, you certainly all are a busy lot these days. Hooch is being followed around by a strange little ape-man whom I am given to understand is somehow genetically connected to her, a revelation I find somewhat disturbing. Ronald Weasley is still an idiot, and Finnigan's girlish charm continues to endear him to all he meets. And while ( Read more... )

I have a few hours before I must deal with some unpleasant business, and perhaps it would not be a complete waste of time to pass them in rumination, however idle. I have Lilitou and a single glass of rather good sherry that I am not obliged to share with any of my usual freeloading companions ( Read more... )

It took the better part of last night and this morning, but I have finally succeeded in getting this literally accursed machine up and running again. You will no doubt be shocked, yes, shocked and appalled to learn that it was Black who cursed it in the first place. At first I was incensed. Then I realised that Black's little prank would relieve ( Read more... )

BLACK YOU SAID YOU HAD REMOVED THE CURSE ON THIS THING GET DOWN HE

ucking sodding thing had better

Very well, that was a false alarm but I believe that now

It's been over a bloody month but I think this bloody thing is finally worki

I hate parties.

ATTN. BLACK:

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.