Every time someone says "I don't have time to explain," you take a drink.

You might die of alcohol poisoning.

Richard Cheese is a genius.

There's always one guy who says this movie (any movie) is "THE WORST MOVE EVER". To me, that explains everything.

The Departed is goooooood.

I meant Olivia, my 9 year old sister ( Read more... )

The internet is happening really quickly and I'm missing a lot of it :/

From this day forth, Christine Hill will be known as "new Christine" for reasons undisclosed.

Fuck Howard Roark.

This is my kind of weather.

Ya, it may have been my fault for dropping them on the lower quad (although I was playing with a six year old kid, how could badness transpire from such a kind/good act/gesture), but if I find who you are I will hunt you down with a ravenous anger and suck the sinew from your fucking bones ( Read more... )

Star light, star bright
First star I see tonight
I wish I may
I wish I might
Have the wish
I wish tonight