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[potteritis]

I saw a group of Fourth Years harassing a scrawny little First Year today. I was oddly reminded of my childhood. It's times like these I really miss Dudley. When I think of the laughs we shared over the years, I get a little teary

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[not_draconis]

So what exactly did you do to convince them to give you an O in a class you barely stayed awake in for 5 years? Threaten to have tea with the Dark Lord and his minions?

[potteritis]

What? I didn't do anything. You really think I'd willingly have extra tutoring sessions with Snape? Besides, Voldemort doesn't drink tea. He eats babies.

[queen_salazar]

The snake eats babies. Voldemort drinks whiskey. He would have to have something a little stronger than either tea or babies when he has you on his hands.

[potteritis]

I'm pretty sure the snake eats mice. And it's really sad that his biggest headache is a sixteen year old who is failing Potions.

[x_susan_x]

Extra classes with Snape, that must be horrible for you. I luckly have a sex icon Professor Lupin to help me catch up.

[potteritis]

I wish I'd gotten Professor Lupin. Unfortunately... or fortunately, I guess, DADA is one of my best classes.

[x_susan_x]

Remi is hot....

I'm ok in DADA, Professor Lupin is such a wonder teacher, unlike Snape.

How many times do you have to meet for extra tutoring?

[recondite_snape]

Ten points from Hufflepuff, Bones.

[recondite_snape]

Monday at three p.m. Be on time.

[potteritis]

I'm fearing for my life looking forward to it, already.