There are just ppl i dislike a little too much. Mostly, bitches. Bitchy ladies are just the worst. They think they are all that and whatnot, but they are seriously the fattest peices of shit that has ever been graced with my presence ( Read more... )

Boredum swallowed my day. If you have ever had a saturday where you dident do anything, you know what im talken about. But last night was wicked awesome, i was on the phone with Maria, Yolly, and Hose for along time. Yes it was a 4 way. And it was one of the most entertaining phone convos ive ever had. dispite that i fell asleep on the phone... I ( Read more... )

Lmao, some fat ass today called me a freshman bitch, so i flicked a rubber band and nailed her in the face. She ran up like DROP YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW! and i was like DROP SOME WEIGHT FATASS then yeah... It was hilarious, i could only laugh while she screamed at me. For crying out loud, she was ugly as fuck and was wearing a brown jump suit. It was ( Read more... )

I got this major head ach above my right eye today after 5th hour. Its a killer ( Read more... )

Right on. Teacher Ciriculium Day kicks ass. I found a can of Easy Cheese in my kitchen, score! But upon looking for those round crackers to go with my cheese, i found nothing but a box of jumbo cheezeits. So now im eating easy cheese and cheezeits and rootbeer. Also, today is the second day i dident have to see another man's penis this week. Its ( Read more... )

Today is a snow day, bitches. Therefore i have a entire day to devote to drinking rootbeer and eating pizza bagel bites. Yes i know, im awesome. And im still wanting a picture to lob round the net at ppl. HELP! Oh, and also, yesterday, i learned how to tie a tie. so now im just wearing ties like it aint no thang. Its amazeing realy. The snow day ( Read more... )

I have a problem with men. Im sorry its true. The reason being that today in the boys locker room, i had to get dressed for weight lifting class. (cuz i pump iron like that) and while i was changeing, i looked over and BAM! there was some dudes hairy ass almost touching me. EW! i screamed loudly, everyone else just looks at the guy like no big deal ( Read more... )

OH SNAP DAWG! I just T-TOTALY made a live jurnal. Now you pesants can look up and worship the godly figure you will now call Josh. Just joshing you. Its funny because my name is Josh. If you dident laugh, you have no sense of humor, and you dont deserve to be here. Get out. You know its funny, peice of shit.