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[powercorrupts]

Sit down, Squeenix. We're having a talk.

No, no don't get all concerned, I'm still throwing my money at your stupid games. Even the ones whose plots and character designs still look really dumb to me

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[korrigan]

Gods, it really would be okay if he had some other name. But he's now a Cid, and just. HOW?

[powercorrupts]

Yeaaaaah. Also he appears to be one of the highest ranking bad guys (except for like, evilpope. Evilpope is scary). So I'm just kind of trying to process the strange intersection of hot, antagonist, and Cid. It's like... the latter two can connect, but only infrequenly, and that first one is supposed to stay way away. I would draw up a venn diagram but I'm too tired. They are ruining the normal Cid venn diagram here. =(

I am used to the variety of FF characters I find totally hot being, well frankly - the ones that look good shirtless with a weird number of wing-like appendages. =( And they are not Cids.

[korrigan]

highest ranking bad guys

... can we just have this game already so we can be comfortable with this curveball Squeenix is throwing us? Even if I don't think I'll ever come to terms with it.

[twigcollins]

He's a bad guy?

I officially want him to win everything. It's that 'crazy and interesting but not rigoddamndiculous wicker belt" thing he's rocking. Also his "hey look I found all my clothes this morning and all of them have sleeves" outfit.

As the only one in the game who's successfully graduated Dressing Yourself 101, I award him the victory.

[herongale]

He'd be hot but for being Cid. As is, I look at him and say "gross" because under no nation should Cid look like that.

[furious]

I want to be angry? But all they've done is made Cid hotter.

DR. CID: I'D HIT THAT SO HARD I'D SHATTER NETHICITE.

CID HIGHWIND: I'D HIT THAT SO HARD, SHERA WOULD FALL OUT OF THE SKY.

I have a habit of finding Cid's hot. Even Rikku's dad was hot. ._______.

This Cid makes me feel less pervy. Because at least he's a little younger so my Cid fetish doesn't feel as May/December.

I feel the need to bite on his ear and tug on his cape in a heated sexual manner. And I don't feel like he'd be robbing the cradle. ._.

[twigcollins]

I think I've seen Dr. Cid throughout the entirety of 12 and I'm still not sure exactly why I'm not supposed to like Dr. Cid.

[furious]

I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN INTRODUCED TO HIM YET AND I WANT TO BANG HIM. (I'm seriously a failure and been stuck fighting the mandragoras for like a zillion years.

Cids should always be hot. For totally shallow reasons.

brb, writing his origin story

[akiha]

[tehspiralza]

Hey, the Oglop/Frog Cid was awesome. But then again, I have a soft spot for IX...

But really. What's the big deal here? It's hard to find a male character in recent Final Fantasies that DOESN'T have Bishie Sparkles, so why can't this extend to Cid? Not all airship mechanics/crazy scientists have to be rugged old guys anyhow. God forbid the precious Final Fantasy formula actually be TAMPERED WITH.