Oh well, oh well, oh well, Ladies and Gentlemen don't we live in exciting times? Looks like we got ourselves a good old fashioned serial killer. Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "why Smith you 'orrible bastard, thats not exciting. Far from it, that is in fact disturbing and deeply saddening for the families of those poor young women
(
Read more... )
Comments 26
i fear you should have done film journalism...i think you might have rocked!
Reply
murders are bad and serial killers are fucked up...just to clarify
Reply
Reply
Secondly, Sir, I'd agree wholeheartedly with your selflessly voyeuristic love of this unfolding 'whodunnit', and say that I share your interest wholeheartedly. These are still early days though, and a part of me is hoping for a long-running drama with revelations and plot twists to rival Lost, seeing as I missed series 1 and was bored and confused by series 2. Ahem. This, on the other hand, I've caught from Day One- and whilst I haven't immersed myself in the surrounding literature and cross-brand franchising as you have, I am following avidly.
I wouldn't be at all surprised if the real assailant is an MI6 Operative trying to take the heat off his departments not-so-covert role in Princess Diana's murder, or indeed distract media-time from scrutinising the absurd debacle that has been the Cash-Fo'-Peerages ting.
Entertainment Tonight does not allow for a critical discourse, remember
Reply
I've been feeling so alone recently with my parents obviously not understanding at all. I've spent hours rereading serial killer bios and generally snooping about (i realise this is a way of life for you) and it's frustrating not having anyone to have serial killer based conversations with who aren't going to just go "oh hayley..." and look at me like they're disappointed.
I don't think I want him to get caught though. Unless it could be like Natural Born Killers (and yes, I'm aware that was technically a 'spree' not 'serial killing') and all hell would break loose.
But this is england.
annoyingly enough.
and that would never ever happen.
Ooh, unless the fella (well... person or persons) is a johnny foreigner who just took a shining to sussex slags...
We can only hope.
Reply
My current theory (when under the influence of alcohol, at other times I'm slightly more rational) is that he didn't know they were prozzies and just thought they were regular women. He's just sexually frustrated and didn't realise that if he gave them money they would sleep with him, so instead he killed them. It's such an easy mistake to make.
Reply
*snigger*
Reply
A) They catch him
B) He gives himself up
C) The papers get bored and something else becomes news
Reply
Reply
If you really care that greatly about the outcome of this narrative, perhaps you should shroud yourself in anonymity and make speedy head-way up to Ipswich yourself. I promise to keep your secret.
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment