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Name: John William Pieper Desired Alias: AquaJohn Height: 5'9" Weight: 125 lbs Super Power (First and secondary): Water Control, Super Strength Weakness: Mustard Why do you want to become a hero?: TO SERVE JUSTICE! Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?: yes. Did he/she reach their climax?: yes but not my first time =( its okay i learned What color shoes are your favorite?: usually black... sometimes blue
Name:Gina Desired Alias: Skankin' G Height:5'8 Weight:130 Super Power (First and secondary):the power to dance your pants off,uniting the crowd Weakness: anything but ska music Why do you want to become a hero? Fight crime... Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?:hehe...what do you think? Did he/she reach their climax?:in fact...that is a yes What color shoes are your favorite?: checkered or my black and white wingtips
The One Called CJ
anonymous
March 6 2004, 11:08:48 UTC
Name:Christopher Johnathan Fernandez Desired Alias: Imigration Dude Height: 5'9" Weight:171Lbs Super Power (First and secondary): Mexican call(calls all mexicans to aid in defeating evil) and Earth Sheild Weakness: jalipano's Why do you want to become a hero? Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?: yes Did he/she reach their climax?: nope.... What color shoes are your favorite?: blue...
Name: Nicholas John Sullivan Desired Alias: the sharpie avenger! Height: 6 something Weight: 140! Super Power (First and secondary): The edge (i cut people with my inner edge) the poshi mosh (stomp on evil doers) Weakness: horses (tricky bastards :\) Why do you want to become a hero? to kill some evil doers Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?: haha! Did he/she reach their climax?: HAHA! What color shoes are your favorite?: black sharpie
Name: Jessica Ann Johnson Desired Alias: Your Mom Height: 5'7 Weight: 301 lbs. Super Power (First and secondary): i have the ability to make plants grow out of people's body cavities. like, i'll be fighting him and then all of a sudden he'll have a tomato plant growing out of his nose and he'd get scared. that would suck. Weakness: mothers in labor Why do you want to become a hero? Down with merluzzi!! or... any other bad guys Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?: yea dawg! Did he/she reach his/her climax?: yea dawg! What color shoes are your favorite?: hmm this is a tricky one... i'd have to go with the black and white ones.
Re: ApplicationbutiamtiredMarch 7 2004, 06:40:59 UTC
oh dear, i forgot to include my secondary super power. i also have the ability to have babies at the drop of a hat. just spit em out at the bad guys. as many as you want. only if someone drops a hat though.
Re: ApplicationpowerskankerMarch 7 2004, 13:41:56 UTC
Um im going to have to decline this application on the account of your name needs a bit more thought and your weight is innaccurate. This isnt a joke missy.
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Desired Alias: AquaJohn
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 125 lbs
Super Power (First and secondary): Water Control, Super Strength
Weakness: Mustard
Why do you want to become a hero?: TO SERVE JUSTICE!
Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?: yes.
Did he/she reach their climax?: yes but not my first time =( its okay i learned
What color shoes are your favorite?: usually black... sometimes blue
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Desired Alias: Skankin' G
Height:5'8
Weight:130
Super Power (First and secondary):the power to dance your pants off,uniting the crowd
Weakness: anything but ska music
Why do you want to become a hero? Fight crime...
Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?:hehe...what do you think?
Did he/she reach their climax?:in fact...that is a yes
What color shoes are your favorite?: checkered or my black and white wingtips
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Desired Alias: Imigration Dude
Height: 5'9"
Weight:171Lbs
Super Power (First and secondary): Mexican call(calls all mexicans to aid in defeating evil) and Earth Sheild
Weakness: jalipano's
Why do you want to become a hero?
Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?: yes
Did he/she reach their climax?: nope....
What color shoes are your favorite?: blue...
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Desired Alias: the sharpie avenger!
Height: 6 something
Weight: 140!
Super Power (First and secondary): The edge (i cut people with my inner edge) the poshi mosh (stomp on evil doers)
Weakness: horses (tricky bastards :\)
Why do you want to become a hero? to kill some evil doers
Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?: haha!
Did he/she reach their climax?: HAHA!
What color shoes are your favorite?: black sharpie
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Imagration Dude (CJ)
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i made em up in like 2 seconds :\
-sharpie avenger
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- Wes
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Desired Alias: Your Mom
Height: 5'7
Weight: 301 lbs.
Super Power (First and secondary): i have the ability to make plants grow out of people's body cavities. like, i'll be fighting him and then all of a sudden he'll have a tomato plant growing out of his nose and he'd get scared. that would suck.
Weakness: mothers in labor
Why do you want to become a hero? Down with merluzzi!! or... any other bad guys
Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?: yea dawg!
Did he/she reach his/her climax?: yea dawg!
What color shoes are your favorite?: hmm this is a tricky one... i'd have to go with the black and white ones.
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