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How to make a anne
Ingredients:

3 parts jealousy

3 parts courage

3 parts ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

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