fucking ice cream man ruined my sleep.

Today as I was writing my twenty-five page paper in Microsoft Word, one of my sentences was underlined with a PURPLE squiggly line. not red... not green... purple. ???//?/!1 what's going on?

I read a letter from a man on death row today who claimed himself to be innocent. It was fucking chilling the way he described the rape, murder, and corpse that he apparently did not commit. I wanted to believe him, I wanted to help him. But the way he wrote, with an underlying humor, scared the shit out of me. It seemed as though he felt no ( Read more... )

Sometimes i sit around at 5:30 in the morning thinking to myself, "humph, maybe i should update that livejournal so i'll have something to back on in the future." But then I usually remember that I have nothing to say, I do nothing of any importance, and I have no thoughts worth recording into a journal ( Read more... )

Flash

Today in the warmth i was flashed
I was so disturbed that i nearly crashed
The scene was a horrid one
because she did not have very nice buns
so i picked up a stick and ran real quick
to shield myself from the so called fun

Edit: Today I woke up with no underwear on under my shorts, and I have NO idea why.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If your reading this, than you all ready know.

I am dropping out of school and moving to Idaho to follow my dream of farming those sweet sweet potatoes.

I love you all

David "THE POTATO MAN" Slam

Today is the best day of the week.

The Past. The past is so fucking detrimental to a person's thought process. History has proven that mankind will always yearn for this "Golden Age". It's bullshit like Disney's Celebration (http://www.celebrationfl.com/) that don't allow us to wake the fuck up. This is a closed ( Read more... )

Today I took a nap, solely because there were still four hours left till house.

Today is the one day where if you take the early flight home from san diego and find a strange naked man coming out of your bathroom like a god damned puppet show ready to gang bang your wife when it all doesn't matter. Because at nine PM you can go ahead and grab your arizona iced tea and your bowl of popcorn and snuggle up with a nice episode of