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The Tingler
Although hailed by many as "good" or "a classic" or even "bearable," The Tingler is a movie I only was able to watch after several energy drinks and a warmup of watching hours of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was absolutely anything but scary, and turned out to be quite funny, actually. Vincent Price is a man without an iota of my respect.
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White Noise
The horror of an analog TV tuned to static. The terror of a really nice AV room in your home. The suspense of Michael Keaton sitting in front of various LED screen and looking at stuff. All this and more in the 2005 supernatural thriller, "White Noise," the chilling tale of a man who tries to contact a dead wife and eventually gets attacked by ( Read more... ) -
Orgy of the Dead
Ah. One of poor Ed Wood's later attempts at pointless sexploitation in the form of "horror." Want to see 92 minutes of topless girl dancing around in a graveyard to big-band music? You're wrong. This movie was so painful, it had me literally groaning in agony and writhing on the floor.
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Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
Although this movie becomes much, MUCH less horrible when you safely realize that this franchise long ago stopped trying to take itself seriously as horror, it is still easily one of the top five worst movies I have ever seen. Really.
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LOOK AT ZIIIIMMM!!!!
HELLO!!!
I AM HERE!!!
Cheesus, people, what's with the cold shoulder? Just because I changed the format of my LJ doesn't mean it isn't still mine.
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blaaaaahhhhhhhh
Putting off doing my homework....
"Make an outline of you poetry anthology, then make a sample page!" F**K YOU!!!
That's the only bit that I really hate. Homework is ok, but ENGLISH homework... you'd better look out when I'm doing English homework.
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amor omnia vincit
I have scored a victory over poetry!
Ms. Baker liked the English-to-French-to-English version better!
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Yaynes!!!
Sorry about the spaz, people. I fixed the problem and I am quite proud of myself. I don't remember how I did it, but it was awesome. I'm a genius ( Read more... ) -
Experiment
Nixon. -
Stolen from... eh... someone. I don't remember.
Ten things you want to say to people, but know you never will ( Read more... )