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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.

So Casino, Kane and I went down to the lake the past few days. Our friends Currie and his girlfriend Beth decided to join us for a little fun in the sun. Which meant a trip out on the boat on Lake LBJ on Monday.

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Nomar Garciaparra was on steroids for a very long time.

Because Billy Z. told me to:

I want everyone who reads this to post in the comments something they would like to do with me someday.

Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you.

In approximately two hours and thirty minutes, I will be having a pressed duck sandwich at Dexter's.

It's OK to be jealous.

Good luck today.

I'm pulling for your boys.

A bird just committed suicide by flying into my front door.

It's lying with it's head smashed in on my front porch.
There is a big runny drip running down my glass window on my door.

Casino is out walking the dog.

What do I do? I certainly can't go pick it up. I might throw up.

Fucking stupid pigeons.

If it says RSVP, RSVP if you are going to attend an event.

Why bother RSVPing if you aren't gonig to show?
That's even worse than showing up without RSVPing.

People will just never learn.