Using public bathrooms already has a built-in ick factor that sets off all sorts of self-preservational alarm bells. The doorknobs, the walls, the floors, the ...I'm seriously getting sick just thinking about it. It's dangerous territory. You could slip and fall on the floor, you could trip and fall in the toilet. It's a death trap. Everybody ( Read more... )

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I so want to incorporate that. I would be CEO...no, I would be, well, yeah, I would be CEO and Sole Shareholder. I am drafting Nancy to be CFO. And DWIGHT SCHRUTE WOULD BE PRESIDENT. OMG OMG OMG.

Note to self: Conversation between Steven Colbert and Mark Twain. Further instructions to come.

Oh baby, oh man, oh me oh my, I love Gong Yoo so so much ( Read more... )