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MESSAGE POST. voice/text/image/action.

Feb 09, 2021 21:29

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VOICEMAIL; nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 02:58:12 UTC

[listens to that retarded fucking message]

...

[nope]

[whatever he was calling about isn't worth it]

CLICK.

CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 03:00:32 UTC

The shit?

[ That wasn't a spitecall.

RINGRING. ]

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 03:01:50 UTC

...

[lets it ring]

[and ring]

[and ring]

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 03:03:23 UTC

[ OKAY THAT IS A SPITE RING.

... and lets it ring out of spite. ]

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 03:05:34 UTC

[it stays funny!]

[until the 20th ring]

...Asshole.

[picks up, drawling irritably]

Whaaaaaat.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 03:06:11 UTC

[ Winner. ]

Whadja want.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 08:11:43 UTC

[he's totally forgotten the reason he called in the first place by now]

[there's a derpy pause before he remembers]

Think I'm gonna get fired. I got like, vulcan-gripped by my boss today for starting a meditation chant about blowjobs and MILFs. Went down like... a MILF giving a blowjob.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 08:14:03 UTC

[ Short, snorted laughter. ]

Whatcha want me to do about it? Give ya pointers?

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 08:17:44 UTC

Yah. I need this job to pay off the gun your face broke. So, you practically owe it to me.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 08:20:45 UTC

And so I fall into deeper holes.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 08:21:01 UTC

Fine, what's the next lesson on?

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 08:21:47 UTC

[dumfounded silence]

[LESSON?? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' LESSONS]

Y...oga.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 08:23:12 UTC

It goes back to sutra, ya fuckin' idiot. You've started breathing and basic poses, I'm assumin'.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 08:25:12 UTC

...They know the "Oh Fuck It's a Raid" really well.

And the "Snort It Off Her Back."

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 08:29:37 UTC

What kinda fuckin' people sign up for this shit.

-- Ugh, it gets zits in it that way never do that. [ The shudder is verbal. ] Start with breathin'. In time. A-one-two-three-four, a-one-two-three-four, that shit.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 08:34:55 UTC

What?

...It's not a birthing class.

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