Gah. I am such a cliche. So.. where have **I** been for the last 2-3 months? ...

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Fighting an MMORPG addiction.

I'm not winning, by the way.

No, seriously.

Ok. But, in other news, I might be moving to New Mexico. I'll keep you posted.

Someone just anonymously sent me the coolest book in the mail. Judging by the author (a known favorite of mine) and the genre (teen fiction) I have a really, really good idea as to who did it. So many thanks to that seriously awesome Canadian in my life (if it was you). And, if not, then - who did it? Help me out here... ;)

Dear E,

When I got out of work late tonight, I was tired. So tired, in fact, that I started driving to our old home.

I got halfway there before I remembered that we weren't there.

-M

i had a dream last night that i was making out with my ex-girlfriend's ex-girlfriend.

i also could run like sonic the hedgehog.

Democrats: Serving up a nice hot plate of "NEENER-NEENER-NEENER"...

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Yesterday, someone hands me a cup o' something to deal with... guess what it was.

A penis.

I swear.

I screamed and dropped it on the floor.

My parents just emailed me this really sweet picture of my baby nephew (actually, my great-nephew) and I from Easter. He's the cutest boy I know right now (even though he kind of has that Dr. Evil finger going on). In other news, most of my shift (from work) went cosmic bowling last night and I am slightly hungover. But, I have to mention, for ( Read more... )

BIG NEWS!!!!

I got into grad school!

WHO's a badass?

It's me, yo.

WHO's got to go do laundry?

That's me too, yo.