"When I thought he couldn't get anymore awesome, he told me he's a Barthelme fan." "What happened next?" "I asked about his virtual penis." "Was he responsive?" "Not in the way you might think. The black eye lasted weeks."
"You know that eye would have healed quicker if you'd put a steak on it." "The best I could afford was a can of Manwich." "How'd it work?" "Usually you added it to ground beef to make sloppy joes. Me, I got a ring around my black eye like a monocle." "Remember when people wore dinner jackets to the theater?" "These kids today. Those kids Thursday."
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"What happened next?"
"I asked about his virtual penis."
"Was he responsive?"
"Not in the way you might think. The black eye lasted weeks."
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"The best I could afford was a can of Manwich."
"How'd it work?"
"Usually you added it to ground beef to make sloppy joes. Me, I got a ring around my black eye like a monocle."
"Remember when people wore dinner jackets to the theater?"
"These kids today. Those kids Thursday."
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