In the name of horsey, the malevolent, the merciless...

Chapter 3: The Waltz, Volume 1

As it came in the old days, I worked in the pit of hell. Many before have claimed to know the name and features of hell, but I tell you they are liars. The name of the pit is Palm Lanes. And it is the abode of the DEVIL. There are 32 lanes of doom lining a road ( Read more... )

In the name of horsey, the malevolent, the merciless...

Chapter 2 The horse

And yea, the horse was quartered, and there was much jubilation in gainesville. But the preacher, and the saint, and pope, verily they were pissed off. So the preacher and the saint departed on a pilgrimage. And they entered the holy place of Manhattan, and saw that it was ( Read more... )

In the name of horsey, the malevolent, the merciless...

Chapter 1: the foal

in the time of the last milennium, a man wandered out of the boonies. with a cheap marshall knockoff and a beastly strat, the man stumbled onto a two-inch-high stage, smelling strongly of turkeys. from the strat and the amp he released a horrible sound. With his filthy, ( Read more... )