shit, bitches. shit.

the time has come to depart the lovely shores of new york for toronto. there i shall visit with piratehead and his missus. drinking and carousing shall be done by all who are not pregnant (aka me and jon). so all you pussy canadians, look out, i am on my fucking way tomorrow afternoon. and i mean fucking business.

shit.

behold. horsey lives. this week has seen a change. elmo and i have rehorsed twice this week and have reassembled and/or written 10 songs for you punishment. and make no mistake that is what is happening here. rock n roll has sinned. the GRAND jury has been called to session, evidence has been heard, and judgment has been rendered. the guilty shall ( Read more... )

rock n roll. that is the topic of tonight's sermon. rock n roll. not rock. rock is good, but that isn't what i want. rock is the kind of thing you can bang your head along to. old school black sabbath. great shit. but not what im talkin bout. there isnt any music called roll, but there is something vaguely like music you listen to while you roll. ( Read more... )

hola bitches.

preachervic has received orders from piratehead to report immediately to Team Newman HQ in Toronto. this trip will take place st patricks day weekend. preachervic must scout the canadian lands to see who can be easily offended. i take note.

i had a friend some years ago with an imagination you couldn't follow. among the many great times we had were when he would get silly... be it drunk, stoned, sleep-deprived, caffeinated or whatever. when he would get like this he would ramble on about these characters he thought of... there were many. kill-bot and death-bot were among the first, as ( Read more... )

First off, respect to piratehead in his time of shit.

horsey can tell you what you need and how to get it. observe:

1. sex is pretty goddamned important
2. drugs are also very, very important
3. rock and roll is absolutely essential
4. rock is the easiest to obtain, therefore is the one which requres the most refined palate
5. "as long as i've got sex and drugs... i could ( Read more... )

All churches pass the plate. In some countries it seems they don't but that's because that's probably a state controlled/controlling religion. They get it out of you when you try to give Caesar his due. Mine is no different. I just don't bullshit you about what I'm gonna use it for. I will buy Wild Turkey ( Read more... )

The door will win the fight. The door is going to get more of that girl than you are... even if it's because some asshole has her pinned against it. The door's pinky finger will not throb three days later. The door may even get laid.

you know it's good for you ( Read more... )