well, i suppose i haven't updated this fucking thing in a while, so why the fuck not now? i feel good. i feel good because i did the household dishes, cleaned the hell out of my room, did my laundry, watched the yankees lose and the red sox win, drank myself stupid, paid my taxes, sat in the front row at a mets game for free, and cleaned my office ( Read more... )

that's right you fucknuggets. you're all a bunch of ass-ramming uncle-fuckers. i really held forth today in a ridiculous dissertation on thinking for yourself on my other blog. then i realized that anyone who did what i told them to was NOT thinking for themselves. fucking anarchy. god dammit.

this is one i posted on my other blog but it was too good to leave in only one place...

sounds ridiculous, doesn't it? Pope Victor VI. not so fucking farfetched, actually. the only requirement, technically, to be pope, is to be a male catholic. now i am what one may refer to as a "recovering catholic", i.e. a person raised as a catholic who ( Read more... )

you all seem to think i am evil and that horsey is for the devil. not so. we hate the new york yankees and the devil, randy johnson. my fucking sox played like world chumps last night and deserved that ass-whipping. fucking hell of a start for this season.

http://www.myspace.com/preacher_vic

this is the one i get to every day, probably three times a day. plus you can email me there.

that's right. you.

horsey has a couple of songs up and running!! fuck yeah!! and they suck!!!

http://www.myspace.com/horsey

the lord test me today, for he has placed a small angry dwarf in the small of my back with a rather heavy little hammer. the little wee bastard is smacking away in there with no regard for my desire to walk or be slightly comfortable. what a little fuck. im gonna kick his little ass. "I'm sorry, I don't like midgets. Midgets piss me off <@;)"

i got back to work this morning to discover that i had completely forgotten what i do for a living. after some study i determined that i am a science whore, selling my knowledge to the highest bidder. since i have no knowledge and make next to no money, it would appear that in the world of scientific prostitution, i represent the crack whore. i ( Read more... )

the ukraine girls really knock me out...

had a great time in tronno with piratehead and his missus. got totally wasted and completely needed the extra day off work today. i also met choettrix and had a great time with her... anyway, you frikkin hosers have not heard the last of preacher vic...

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