Feb 12, 2011 14:56
observing the natives,
flagrant invasion of privacy,
not sure if want,
sneaky yet adorable,
twits beware,
do not disturb,
faithful canine companion,
perpetually deadpan,
attracts girls like arthur fonzarelli,
affected,
nothing fazes rudy miller,
who let him have a puppy,
doesn't do romantic entanglement,
forced to socialize,
curse: wine dine and ding,
a boy and his dog,
shape up or you don't eat
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Hello.
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Kindly refrain from unsolicited terms of endearment.
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Oh, hello your majesty, you've gotten terribly big!
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As young emperors are wont to do. And naturally, he extends his greetings accordingly.
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How are you today, Rudy?
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You're taller.
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Dumbass.
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Hi.
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[ She says it as a casual remark, busy with pulling something out of her pocket. No, it's not a knife, but a foil-wrapped pack of bubble gum. Mindy offers it to him.]
Where would you take a girl on her first date?
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[Though he is relaxing slightly as he turns to better face her and accepts the gum, motioning for His Imperial Majesty to sit obediently at his side. The look on his face, however, manages to convey the implication of "but apparently you do" in response to Mindy's follow-up question, despite the fact that his expression is still as deadpan as ever. It's something in the eyes, clearly.]
And I don't date. [Pause.] But I do go to the arcade.
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Hello.
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And so she barks to the little one, asking him his name.]
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Fortunately for everyone concerned, the dog has the decency to introduce himself as Alexander, half because he has no perspective on what the various vaunted titles that Rudy consistently awards him really mean, and half because even if he did, six names is a lot more troublesome than one.]
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