Comments | prefers_chess: Escape 037

prefers_chess

Escape 037

Oct 14, 2010 15:49

( Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network )

post curse, obviously up to something, observing the natives, guidance would be ecstatic, sneaky yet adorable, how to make rudy miller smile, twits beware, i want to go home, the warden will not be pleased, surrogate home sweet home, perpetually deadpan, unaffected, former head counsellor webster, nothing fazes rudy miller, at least it's not alcatraz, he knows everything, evil genius, curse: the brat in you, shape up or you don't eat

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adamantined October 15 2010, 03:26:08 UTC

Do I get one of those ribbons for being an excellent cook?

prefers_chess October 15 2010, 03:45:30 UTC

You get a blue one for exemplary service to a deserving cause.

adamantined October 15 2010, 03:46:38 UTC

That makes you sound like a charity in this situation, but I'll take it.

prefers_chess October 15 2010, 03:50:11 UTC

Naturally. Your efforts were charitable.

The turkey was highly satisfactory.

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worksmart October 15 2010, 06:21:18 UTC

How many ribbons do you remove for admitting to it?

prefers_chess October 15 2010, 06:32:13 UTC

None. We are rewarding achievement, not attempting to ferret out culprits. There is no ulterior motive other than to congratulate participants on a job well done.

worksmart October 15 2010, 06:34:03 UTC

Well you should. The best pranks are the ones you don't get caught on.

prefers_chess October 15 2010, 06:36:27 UTC

There is a vast difference between claiming responsibility and getting caught. One is a pronouncement of triumph, whereas the other is an admittance of failure.

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neverplays October 16 2010, 04:51:31 UTC

What did you do, Rudy?

prefers_chess October 16 2010, 04:55:31 UTC

As judge of the competition, I am regrettably barred from participation.

neverplays October 16 2010, 04:57:36 UTC

You mean you weren't cursed? Have to say, I'm curious what you would have thought up.

prefers_chess October 16 2010, 04:58:59 UTC

...I will venture to point out that I need not be cursed to engage in activities of that particular nature.

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