There's something that I can't quite explain ( Read more... )

Dear Donovan,

Please marry me.

love lisa

Dear TO,

youre an asshole

love lisa

what i learned in math today ( Read more... )

ok so ( Read more... )

so i feel vibrating and here my moms ringtone. i look at the clock its 745. i answer. she tells me ( Read more... )

REAL WORLD

- i think im gonna wear a skirt

- youre going to be up on a bar.

- so? i can wear underwear

- yea but youll be on a bar with a skirt

- i think if you go up on a bar ppl will think youre a slut anyway.

hey, havent been on for quite some time ( Read more... )

i was laying in bed thinking and i realized ( Read more... )

'"Godfather," he said, "stay here with me and help me meet my death. Perhaps if He sees you near me He will be frightened and leave me in peace. Or perhaps you can say a word, pull a few strings, eh?" The dying man winked as if he were mocking the Don, now not really serious. "You're brothers in blood, after all." Then, as if fearing teh Don would ( Read more... )

ok the one part of my dream i remember from last night is that ( Read more... )